he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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