I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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