I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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