New invention idea: vibrating tampons
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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