my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Do vagina's smell?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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