On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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