Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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