just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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