If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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