I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
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Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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