brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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