Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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