Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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