no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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