The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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