So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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