i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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