I cockslap morals
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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