Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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