just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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