I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I think my moral compass just broke
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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