I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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