tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
i've created a new STD.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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