Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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