Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize