Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
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but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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