yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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