Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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