That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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