put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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