i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
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I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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