Pappa wants mamma naked
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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