I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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