the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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