Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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