Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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