this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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