I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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