its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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