would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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