Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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