woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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