He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We're too hungover to prance.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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