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i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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