what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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