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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
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similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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