doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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