I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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