just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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