so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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